The Many Mysteries of Master Sha
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“If you cut off Confucius’ head and shaved his beard then cut down Jesus Christ from his cross and had him eat Confucius’ head and then flattened Christ out with a steam roller and rolled him up and rammed him up Buddha’s butthole (tip: might help to have a tube of personal lubricant on hand) – you’d have the one individual near to equaling the divinity of Master Sha.” - Tony “My mother fucked a horse and that’s why I look the way I do” Robbins
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Master Sha vs. Master Gao: Chinese practitioners of the ancient art of flatulence extraction reveal their smelly secrets in this trailer.

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Roger Ebert says – “I shit myself twice in the first 15 minutes. It was that good!”
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Master Sha Destroys the World: Master Sha - soul healer or world destroyer?

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The Divine One Speaks in something resembling English!
An enlightening interview with Master Sha, the soul healer who practices the 
ancient Chinese art of flatulence extraction.  

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Master Sha sings his greatest hits with helpful English translations of song titles. Listen to the warbling songbird the China Times calls “the Wayne Newton of Beijing.” 

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Master Sha attempts to heal the soul of man's best friend - with startling results.

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Master and devoted disciple. Ying and wang. But now a feud threatens to destroy their divine bond. Can the ancient Chinese art of flatulence extraction be saved?

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Attack of the 50 ft Master Sha - Preview from the mega-budgeted new action movie starring that irrepressible soul healer Master Sha. See a giant Master Sha run (actually dance) amok in Japan (in payback for Nanking).

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Master Sha bloopers reel: Even a world renowned soul healer lets a boner slip 
every now and again.

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Master Sha serenades his bowels and the results are wonderful.

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Master Sha sings on The X Factor and blows away the competition – 
well maybe he just blows.

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He's kicking ass and taking names. Master Sha is Black Dynamite! 

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Illegal alien or space alien? You decide.  

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Master Sha Can Teach You English!

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Master Sha in Prison 
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Master Sha reads the “ass wind” of a possessed baby
as he performs anal exorcism. 

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